April 2010
“We do such a lousy job of choosing our celebrities in this country it should be no mystery that we have no clue how to go about electing our leaders either.”
—James Roday (via whoza) (via fuckyeahjamesroday)
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
—Mitch Hedberg
“Look at me, look at me, I love my hair! I can make obscure ’80s references that nobody understands. Laugh at me, ha ha ha! Hey, know something about me? I have a motorcycle, but I never seem to be riding it!”
—
Gus (mocking Shawn)
-Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead
“How am I not myself?”
—I Heart Huckabees
Jumble Bag! →
jumblebag.com
My raccoon-sized-attention span is just dying to order one. Mystery stuff. In a BAG!
I’m unsure if I can contain myself. $5 for a bag o’ mystery? Maybe when I wake up more I can make logical decisions of bag-based mysteries.
“Although we don’t purposely mail dangerous items, we would like to remind our customers that anything used incorrectly can be dangerous.”
Earth-Day Craft Ideas/Tutorials
(: I wanted to put together a bunch of crafts for Earth Day and every Day. (tbqh I haven’t done most of these, but I want to!)
All ages:
Tin can herb planters
Plantable Greeting Cards
Plastic Bag yarn
A little more for adults: (more complex)
Hollowing lightbulbs for planters/terrariums
Soda Can Lanterns
Wine bottle torch
:p
“
Gus: Now I’m going to head home, take a long nap, and wait for the bruises to show up on my wrist.
Shawn: That actually sounds pretty good. I’ll come along. It’s been a long time since we’ve napped together.
” —Lol group naps.
Earhart's Final Resting Place →
news.discovery.com
Old-ish news that I missed somehow. But solidifies everything I ever feared about Coconut Crabs. *shudder*
*shudder* *shudder*
“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.”
—C. S. Lewis:
Owl that is scared of heights refuses to fly →
telegraph.co.uk
omg aw poor thing
“Dreams permit each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.”
—William Dement
“I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. “Hey, man, what are you playing?” “Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I’m performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!”
—Demetri Martin
Better than a boyfriend soap →
urbanoutfitters.com
Haha. wth UO
