Odin Allfather: God of Parenting
- Odin: Now, young children of mine, here's all the reasons why frost giants are evil, nasty, terrible creatures who don't deserve to live. Not even a little bit.
- Thor: Cool! I'm gonna kill them all when I grow up to be king!
- Loki: Me too!
- Odin: You guys rock. By the way, I'm not going to tell you flat-out that Thor gets the throne - let's just say you were both born to be kings. Yes. Seems best.
- - LATER ON -
- Loki: Jesus Christ, Thor is just fucking shit up left right and center.
- Thor: LOOOOL HAMMER WAR THUMP WEE!
- Loki: Good thing we're equals, and all. Both born kings, and all. BOTH ASGARDIANS, AND ALL.
- Friends of Thor: Shut up, Loki, you're just jealous and want Thor's throne.
- Loki: ...I kind of never said that.
- Loki: By the way, can anyone tell me why I'm blue?
- - SO AFTER THOR GETS SENT TO EARTH -
- Odin: Son, you're adopted.
- Loki: WHAT.
- Odin: Also you're a frost giant.
- Loki: WHAT.
- Odin: Of course, I may have raised you to hate frost giants...
- Loki: WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND PRETEND I WASN'T A DIFFERENT SPECIES?
- Odin: Um, political reasons.
- Loki: SO WHEN YOU SAID WE'D BOTH BE KINGS...
- Odin: I meant of a frosty, nasty planet you've only been to once while trying to attack your, um, cousins.
- Loki:
- Odin: Not that that'll ever happen, now that Thor's gone and fucked shit up.
- Loki:
- Odin: So you don't really have a use, now, and you're not even really Asgardian, so...
- Loki:
- Odin: Yeah. Probably should have told you sooner, eh?
- Loki: YOU-
- Odin: Odinsleep!
- Loki: GODDAMMIT.
- Loki: YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER, YOU KNOW THAT.
- Loki: SHIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD.
- Loki: YOU PROBABLY KILLED MY DAD.
- Loki: GOD.
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