I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS.
Guess Leo missed the boat on that one
If only he’d missed the other boat.
I CAN’T
(Source: iamahugslut)
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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS.
Guess Leo missed the boat on that one
If only he’d missed the other boat.
I CAN’T
(Source: iamahugslut)
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
I would watch the shit out this.
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Because watching The Dark Knight Rises gave me unexpected Inception feels, basically.
I need to start paying more attention to the clothes I put on in the morning because I accidentally wore my “ellen page in inception” outfit today.

Which is reddish cardigan, grey shirt, yellow bandanna, black skinny pants, and boots.
I’m ridiculous. At least that’s obscure enough that nobody will notice. U
I wish theaters around here were still showing Inception so I could transfer my mind malfunction to Inception mind malfunction.